too ugly to date attractive people too attractive to date ugly people
i will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing
i have unbelievably high standards for an ugly person
first, we went shopping. i bought him shoes and gave him fashion advice which he asked for, surprisingly. then we went swimming together. then we went to the movies and saw spiderman. i don’t know why i have never hung out with him before. he is the coolest funniest 9 year old i have ever meet. is it weird that i am bffs with my little brother?
i see goodlooking people and it makes me wanna work out and shit but then i see ugly people and its like nevermind it could be worse its a vicious cycle
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
to buy a ticket for identity or not, that is the question.
seriously tho… i cant decide if i should go or not. HELP!
i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face
free slurpee day!